This is for the best.

22 Apr 2014

third-eyes:

staceythinx:

Science-inspired necklaces from the Delftia Etsy store

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22 Apr 2014

antichrist-misha:

SO HAS EVERYONE SEEN THE MARVEL ONE-SHOT AGENT CARTER, BECAUSE IF YOU HAVEN’T, I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU DO SO

I would happily watch more of that.

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21 Apr 2014

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x









I blew up a very large (and presumably expensive) beaker in high school and all my chem teacher said was, “COOL! How did you do that?!? Let’s do it again!”

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?

I blew up a very large (and presumably expensive) beaker in high school and all my chem teacher said was, “COOL! How did you do that?!? Let’s do it again!”

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21 Apr 2014

buttart:

f-ili:

Puppy versus Dandelion

HE’S SO UPSET

Goddamn weeds.

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21 Apr 2014

hurraaid:

chooky-belief:

levanna:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

montalvomike:
“Dude I don’t know what the fuck happened. I was robbing some bitch and the next thing I know I’m being choked out by a fcker that can’t use his legs…..”

Handicapable.

Just awesome

THE GUY WITH THE CAUTION WET FLOOR SIGN THOUGH. HE IS MY HERO BECAUSE HE DIDN’T EVEN STOP HE JUST GRABBED IT LIKE ‘WEAPON GET’

So many heroes…the girl who fought back, the wheelchaired guy who chokes the robber and…okay, fine, that dude who boops the robber on the butt, too. And then, of course, there’s the bystanders.

hurraaid:

chooky-belief:

levanna:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

montalvomike:

“Dude I don’t know what the fuck happened. I was robbing some bitch and the next thing I know I’m being choked out by a fcker that can’t use his legs…..”

Handicapable.

Just awesome

THE GUY WITH THE CAUTION WET FLOOR SIGN THOUGH. HE IS MY HERO BECAUSE HE DIDN’T EVEN STOP HE JUST GRABBED IT LIKE ‘WEAPON GET’

So many heroes…the girl who fought back, the wheelchaired guy who chokes the robber and…okay, fine, that dude who boops the robber on the butt, too. And then, of course, there’s the bystanders.

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21 Apr 2014

This is from “The Family,” since everyone seems to ask and no one answers.

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21 Apr 2014

jaidefinichon:

I can guarantee this project wouldn’t get farther than the tubular Bailey’s cake stage.

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21 Apr 2014

coolator:

Sydney Corcoran poses at the finish line one year after she was injured in the Boston Marathon bombing. More Here

This unexpectedly made me cry.

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21 Apr 2014

kayleyhyde:

we all know that feeling, vending machine

That’s deep, man. Super deep.

kayleyhyde:

we all know that feeling, vending machine

That’s deep, man. Super deep.

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21 Apr 2014

Jesus was a radical, non-violent revolutionary who hung around with lepers, hookers and crooks; wasn’t American and never spoke English; was anti-wealth, anti-death penalty, anti-public prayer (M 6:5), but was never anti-gay; never mentioned abortion or birth control; never called the poor ‘lazy’; never justified torture; never fought for tax cuts for the wealthiest Nazarenes; never asked a leper for a co-pay; and was a long-haired, brown-skinned, homeless community-organizing, anti-slut-shaming, Middle Eastern Jew.

JOHN FUGELSANG (via inothernews)

WELP!!!!!

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21 Apr 2014

Accurate picture of my sister and me in summer.

Accurate picture of my sister and me in summer.

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18 Apr 2014

tastefullyoffensive:

Awkward Moment Seal [x]

Previously: Best of ‘Business Baby’

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17 Apr 2014

Why do some libraries insist on developing website content that is not being used? There’s no doubt it would be great if library users came to our sites to read book reviews, listen to podcasts, and calculate the value that the library delivers to them. We want to be a valuable resource. We want people to trust our opinions and rely on us for guidance. But just because this would be wonderful doesn’t mean it is going to happen.

— Aaron Schmidt, Give them what they want: the user experience | LibraryJournal (via thepinakes)

Argh!!! So so SO this! We are spending a gajillion dollars revamping our website, and the new one is just as much crap as the old one, just in a prettier wrapper. It pisses me right off.

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17 Apr 2014

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

This is…I’m going to go with…weird as fuck.

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17 Apr 2014

Ten Men (6/30)

samdigspoems:

Ten men women have warned me against becoming: 

1.

The man who takes up too much space.
Whose legs need their own chair in
public spaces, who plays awful, shitty
guitar at parties, whose backpack
can’t touch his lap and must therefore
have its own seat on the bus
while senior citizens and young
children stay standing. 

2.

The man with the 1-10 scale, for whom
beauty is sport; for whom beauty is empty,
is foreign, is obvious. For whom beauty is
his to own, but never to know.

3.

The nice guy who’s so nice. He’s so nice!
SO NICE that he can’t possibly have done
anything wrong and why are you
speaking to him in that tone?

4.

He who believes you live to seek
his approval, so he withholds it
like an ugly hand-me-down
that nobody actually wants.

5.

He whose mouth is clamped open.
Whose talking points are a record
on repeat. Whose ears have wilted
from misuse and neglect because
listening, like, actually listening,
is a Herculean task in humility.

6.

He who makes a home in sheets
until the deed is done, but can’t be
bothered to share the sunrise. 

7.
The Soulmate. Flawless artist’s
hands too delicate to dirty so
when he learns of his beloved’s
depression, his beloved learns
how her sadness can shrink
a man back into boy.

8.

The boy with the strong thighs.                                             
Who does not ask permission.
Who calls his victim conquest.
Who calls it just another Saturday.

9.
The one who as a boy, raises
fists to his sister. As a man,
raises voice to his lover.
As a man, learns to speak
with satin tongue and
barbed-wire lips.

10.

The man with the wooden spoon.
Whose name is control.
Who sees his girl too skinny
so he fattens her until she’s full,
until she’s bursting,
until she sees his meals
reflected ugly in her flesh.

These men:
They are an army of specters digging
trenches behind my best intentions.
They are the eggshells beneath conversations. 

I have known and loved them.
I fear becoming them.
I have already been
the space taker, the beauty butcher,
the nice guy, the broken record,
the little sister abuser.
I can’t promise I haven’t been more.

More. It is the rallying call of my gender.
We are the tempted, the takers.
The never question our own power.
Never learned to human.
Only taught how not to monster.

Pray for the boys not blessed with women
whispering them through anger, through
ignorance, through fear. They are a navy
with no lighthouse. An ocean with no moon
tugging the water upward.

Nice.

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