This is for the best.

16 Apr 2014

jtotheizzoe:

boop.
This man.

jtotheizzoe:

boop.

This man.

Comments (View)

15 Apr 2014

blissandzen:

hip-hops-dynasty:

sourcedumal:

faramon:

ilovemysassysuperman:

itskalynbitch:

notanotherginger:

Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real. 

I think I’m in love.

She’s so tiny.
But she could kill me.
Great.

^ That

I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.

That majestic flip

The proper response to being called “little lady.”

blissandzen:

hip-hops-dynasty:

sourcedumal:

faramon:

ilovemysassysuperman:

itskalynbitch:

notanotherginger:

Those who say the Black Widow’s fighting style is just movie bullshit can see the above. ^ Shit is terrifyingly real. 

I think I’m in love.

She’s so tiny.

But she could kill me.

Great.

^ That

I will reblog this flying head scissors every time it comes on my dash because it’s so fucking awesome.

That majestic flip

The proper response to being called “little lady.”

(Source: zkarl)

Comments (View)

15 Apr 2014

bead-bead:

ohaiitsarielle:

novakian:

rhett-the-jet:

The next time there’s an awkward silence, try whispering, “Did you forget your line?”

image

I ADORE THIS.  

Yes, okay, I will do this.

(via mildlyamused)

Comments (View)

14 Apr 2014

My uterus is demanding ice cream and Diet Coke

It turns out, I DO negotiate with terrorists.

Comments (View)

14 Apr 2014

catherinecasper:

catherinecasper:

I love Tumblr.

I do love you all.

(via nerdymouse)

Comments (View)

14 Apr 2014

Already hating today

My uterus woke me with cramps so bad I can’t breathe (oh, hey pain, it’s been a while…kinda…thought…we were over?), subsequently, I missed my run and I have a court hearing in an hour that I do not want to go to. Meds better kick in soon.

Comments (View)

13 Apr 2014

shigaretto:

sailorp00n:

rosydrops:

Cleaning
clean bathroom tips
organize your closet
how to fix a leaky faucet
how to keep a clean kitchen
removing stains from your carpet
Money
how to coupon
what to do when you can’t pay your bills
see if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill
how to save money
How to Balance a Check Book
How to do Your Own Taxes
Health
how to take care of yourself when you’re sick
things to bring to a doctor’s appointment
what to expect from your first gynecologist appointment
how to make a doctor’s appointment
how to pick a health insurance plan
a list of stress relievers
how to get free therapy

how to remove a splinter


how to avoid a hangover

Emergency
what to do if you get pulled over by a cop
a list of hotlines in a crisis
things to keep in your car in case of an emergency

how to do the heimlich maneuver

Food
recipes that take 30 minutes or less
Yummy apple thing
Brownie in a cup
Cookie in a cup
French bread pizza
Egg tacos
panera mac n cheese recipe
different salad recipes
harry potter recipes
healthy recipes
various cookie recipes
chocolate cupcakes w/ eggless cookie dough topping
s’mores pie 
nutella hot chocolate
peanut butter nutella swirl cookies
cookie in a mug
starbucks holiday drinks
fruit leathers 
brownie in a mug
how to make ramen 1000x better
eggless cookie dough (not to bake, just to eat)
make recipes using things you already have
how to put together a very fancy cheese plate 
make different flavored lemonades
various desert recipes
make tiny chocolate chip cookies
20 dishes every cook should know
learn how to make your own tea
Macaroni and cheese in a mug
Study snacks (2)
40 on-the-go breakfast recipes
Home
what the hell is a mortgage?
first apartment essentials checklist
how to care for cacti and succulents
the care and keeping of plants 
Getting an apartment
Job
time management
create a resume
find the right career
how to pick a major

how to avoid a hangover

how to interview for a job

how to stop procrastinating

How to write cover letters
Travel
ULTIMATE PACKING LIST
Traveling for Cheap 
Travel Accessories
The Best Way to Pack a Suitcase
How To Read A Map
How to Apply For A Passport
How to Make A Travel Budget
Better You
read the news
leave your childhood traumas behind
how to quit smoking

how to get a book published


how to knit


how to use a polaroid camera


how to solve a rubik’s cube


how to stop biting your nails


how to stop procrastinating


how to stop skipping breakfast


how to stop micromanaging


how to stop avoiding asking for help


how to stop swearing constantly


how to stop being a pushover

learn another language
how to improve your self-esteem
how to sew
learn how to embroider
how to love yourself
learn how to do yoga
100 tips for life
learn how to make your own cards

I’ve been living on my own for almost 4 years now and I have like 50 tabs open.
Bless the person who put together this post, it ought to be made into a pamphlet for everyone in highschool/college.

omg

Awesome.

shigaretto:

sailorp00n:

rosydrops:

Cleaning

Money

Health

Emergency

Food

Home

Job

Travel

Better You

I’ve been living on my own for almost 4 years now and I have like 50 tabs open.

Bless the person who put together this post, it ought to be made into a pamphlet for everyone in highschool/college.

omg

Awesome.

(via comedyforthosewhothink)

Comments (View)

13 Apr 2014

viluuuk:

seriously rolling on the floor laughing

(Source: giveme-lovesaf, via theskaldspeaks)

Comments (View)

13 Apr 2014

stay-grateful:

housewifeswag:

whose line will forever be one of my favorites

dying rn

You know, it’s still on. Or…on again, I guess. And still fucking hilarious.

(Source: fluoxetinedaydreams, via lemonlove)

Comments (View)

13 Apr 2014

iamftns:

I love soups!

They are such an easy, economic and healthy dish. They are also perfect for people with busy schedules. Check out this amazing soup recipes! 

Ugh, I have such a love of soup! It’s indecent (the love, not the soup).

(Source: symphonyofawesomeness, via ontheeveofdestruction)

Comments (View)

13 Apr 2014

teantacles:

zooophagous:

nathansummers:

putthatazztowork:

anthropwashere:

seerofdoom:

lovelyderriere:

pillowmate:

Russian Ballerina

Daaaaaaaamn.

oh my god

Her seratus anterior. Her everything. Oh my gosh.

Wow

She looks like she could break someone in half with her little finger.

daaaaaaamn

It’s like, her body is MADE of purpose. It’s so beautiful.

(via theskaldspeaks)

Comments (View)

13 Apr 2014

When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing that always gets me. I feel like everybody deserves that. I feel like there should be a Latino superhero. Scarlett does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that.

Anthony Mackie (via rexilla)

Tears of joy.

(via theskaldspeaks)

Comments (View)

13 Apr 2014

green-tea-rex:

It’s 1am so I’m sorry for the people who won’t see this. But if you want confidence and don’t know how to get it, a really good way is to be confident in other people. When you walk into Starbucks, think, “damn, that barista’s hair is da bomb!” Or when you go to school, think, “my teacher is rocking that skirt!” When you start seeing everyone as being beautiful, at some point you realize that you’re everyone too.

This is so true! I love it.

(via theskaldspeaks)

Comments (View)

12 Apr 2014

Comments (View)

12 Apr 2014

lasirena7:

tastefullyoffensive:

Guys With Fancy Lady Hair by Jessica Saia [via]

Previously: Men Pin-Ups

Omg yes

Omg, SO pretty!

(via elerinwen)

Comments (View)