This is for the best.

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Austencest!!!!!!!!

MR TILNEY AND FANNY!

But here is a small comfort?

At least Mary’s brother is not the one who disgraced your sister?

Okay nevermind..

But hey, I hear Edmund’s always been in love with Emma anyways, so….

Wait Elton, that’s my Fanny

WAIT I MEAN EMMA! EMMA!

well done, kids. well done. 

Oh, but I’m not done. Elton got what he deserved:

Miss Bingley:

Really? Because I heard Elton is also shacking up with Mrs. Dashwood-Ferris…

And this Ms. Bingley:

used to hook up with Mr. Tilney…

Is it creepy i just went IRL? Probably creepy I just went IRL. I will stop now. Sorry..

EDIT: Persuasion is seriously lacking in Austenfest… I guess the captain and Anne don’t swing that way..

And this Mrs. Dashwood-Ferrars ran off to marry Mr. Willoughby! MOST SHOCKING!

And Mrs. Dashwood-Ferrars-Willoughby’s sister has made her presence known in Persuasion as Mrs. Mary Musgrove:

But unfathomably, she found herself in love with Mr. Robert Ferrars and they are now wed:

GUESS WHAT’S BACK??

After all the ins and outs (chuckle) of Austencest love, I now present a tragedy to our merry game… It pains my heart to tell you that THIS mr knightley and THIS emma cannot stand each other. 

BEST POST EVER remember Jane and Willoughby dancing up on each other!? NOOOOO

Dear Miss Bennet is not all what she seems. Remember her bad influence on Kitty?

Or perhaps she is not to blame for all:

Kitty only wanted a new identity to follow her sister Lydia into the arms of another disingenuous officer.

oh shit. guess what happened…

I just caught emma and mr. collins dancing together.

 

No no no it’s okay Knightley! You can kick him back into ancient Rome.

With the help of your brother - if I am correct about your relation to Thomas Bertram.

But he will see Collins off well settled into a world apart. Well he does still drink a bit - but Captain Wentworth does look after him.

I suppose then Mr. Eliot

will be getting Anne after all - the Brutus to Wenworth’s ceasar if you will.

But yes. Tom will get out of Rome surely and then he might try and retrieve your Emma. She’s got become caught in a bit of a time skip you see, but it will be all right.

He will retieve her from such a Vanity Fair.

But he will have to face a number of Austen enemies, including a Sir Thomas and Lady Catherine (I SPY WITH MY EYE HOW MANY AUSTENITES?).

But Captain Wentworth asked Admiral Croft to help your brother. Then everything will be normal again. Basically.

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Got out of control with time era shifting but the amount of Austencest within both Rome the HBO series and Vanity Fair is pretty nutso.

Ah. Austencest post, I have been waiting for you. 

THE ULTIMATE AUSTENCEST POST

WE CAN KEEP GOING

JOIN IN THE FUN

DO IT

But here comes ms. bingley, gettin saucy with all the ladies:

first happy hour drinks with emma:

and girl’s night with mrs. palmer!

not to mention a breif interlude with darcy again:

shocking abomination!

I can’t believe it’s possible, but that might be too much Austen even for me.