This is for the best.

amber-and-ice:

ifchickenswascandy:

bellonanj73:

deaexlibris:

the-magpie:

chloehasalotoffeelings:

miss-pamela:

mamaliza:

drinkmasturbatecry:

honeysunk:

river-b:

missingkeys:

peachesinacan:

mollyamory:

teatotally:

I have a chihuahua, a DirecTV remote, and Peter Burke. Good to go.

Well…. I have dental floss, a bottle of lotion, and whoever that guy is who hosts Top Chef Masters.

….HELP.

DirecTV remote, cellphone, and President Obama.

Welp, I’ve got a coffee mug, a pair of scissors and President Bill Clinton. I might have to save his life a few times, but I’m pretty sure he could FIX EVERYTHING. So, you know. 

I have a sofa cushion, a throw pillow, and Cat Deeley. Though I am pretty sure her shoes would make pretty fucking awesome weapons. So there’s that. 

Oh damn, guys. I am SET. Phone, a lighter, and Ryan O’Reily from Oz. (Look, he’s the main character to me, it totally counts.) Bring it ON.

a swiffer duster, a fat 3-month-old frenchie, and either sam or dean winchester.

A tape dispenser, a stapler, and the narrator of How Do They Do It? I’m already dead, but now I know how staplers are made.

Beer bottle, yoga mat, and Cat Deeley. I’m good. 

cranky cat, teddy bear, and jewel staite’s character in the LA complex. we’re fucking golden

A mostly empty purse, a wedge pillow, and Bones.

???

A jar of infused witchy-woo oil (???), a mug for sale in my shop, and the 10th Doctor.

Not fucked at all.  Potentially fucking, though.

A chair on both sides of me, and the troupe from Blue Collar Comedy….

Can’t be that bad….right????

… a Table, a bat, and Finn the Human.

Not bad. 

Considering my cousin’s room is FULL OF WEAPONS and there is a sword and a machete to my immediate left and right and my last surviving friend is the Doctor…I think I won’t need the weapons.

Pillow and a fox terrier. The last thing I watched was Wallander. Dammit, I’m pretty screwed. My husband has a fork and a blanket and Riddick. He’s quite a bit more likely to survive. Bastard.

(Source: absolutecosmicdust)