This is for the best.

sourcedumal:

spicyobsession:

daintyblackpegasus:

standalonespirit:

littlebitsoflust:

lord-kitschener:

Tampon/pad packaging and advertising is such a wasted opportunity. It’s all flowery pink shit, when you could instead feature a bunch of explosions and heavy metal music and slogans along the lines of “CAN YOU BLEED FOR DAYS AT A TIME AND NOT DIE? THEN USE METALBADASSBLOODTEX PADS/TAMPONS, ‘CAUSE THEY’RE AS MOTHERFUCKING HARDCORE AS YOU ARE.”

Oh god I just died!

YES

i needs dis

my funeral will be held later this week

And so Imma need this to be on the next episode of Metalocalypse.

I’d buy that.