This is for the best.

watch big-titted milfs get hardcored 24/7

langer: ragbag:

thus was the subject line of a piece of spam™ that infiltrated my gmail this morning and all i could think was: look at all that inventive anthimeria!

anthimeria is using one word class as a member of a different word class (eg. using a noun for a verb). this literary device is deftly employed not once, not twice, but thrice in the 6-word, ithyphallic spam header.

• the noun phrase, big tits is used as an adjective
• the adjective, hardcore is used as a verb
• the cardinal numbers, 24 and 7 are used as an adverbial phrase

i suppose that one could cram even more anthimeria into the header by saying something like, “eyeball big-titted milfs…” thus resulting in a MONDO WORD CLASS KEY PARTY OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!!!

on a semi-related note*: i will be occupied for the next 24/7.

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*a note related to my semi

This started out as just another funny-ha Ragbag post at which I chuckled (guiltily) like I do at all the others. Then I read the footnote.