This is for the best.

4 Dec 2012

My visit to get screened for cancer:

Nurse: "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."

Me: "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."

Nurse: "So he's your...."

Me: "Friend."

Nurse: (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"

Me: "11."

Nurse: "How old were you when you first became sexually active?"

Me: "....Loaded question but....14, I guess."

Nurse: "You're sexually active, then."

Me: "Well....I guess...but..."

Nurse: "How many times have you been pregnant?"

Me: "Uh. 0."

Nurse: "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"

Me: "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."

Nurse: "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"

Me: "With homosexuality."

Nurse:

Me:

Nurse:

Me: "I fuck girls."

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