This is for the best.

Old People Tumblrs

frothyparadise:

fuddmain:

vb:

thenelsontwins:

I couldn’t agree more, these young pups make me want to stab myself in the neck.

yogisarah:

I’m following too many super young people on Tumblr and its making me feel old and kind of sleazy.  Any suggestions of Tumblrs I should follow written by old people (that is, internet old people, meaning people who are 30+) would be much appreciated.

Why, just today I told one to get off my lawn!  I found it odd that shortly afterward, a post on my Dashboard complained that some old dude was bitching at him.

Perhaps, they should have an “Old Geezers” category in the directory.  I realized the other day that a sizable portion of the folks I follow weren’t old enough to have seen any of the original Star Wars movies in the theater.  Don’t know why, but I found that really disturbing.

Hey, I’m older than any of you! Follow me!

I was relieved the day I found out I wasn’t the oldest person on Tumblr.  I plan to check y’all out.