This is for the best.

acmesalesrep: It had to be done. Blame one of my colleagues for...

Thu, 31 May 2012 11:35:48 -0400

It had to be done. Blame one of my colleagues for making the suggestion.

My husband is offended. He says they can spell in Canada.

I'm not ashamed to admit...

Wed, 30 May 2012 20:04:19 -0400

…that if President Obama is not re-elected, I will cry. I will cry long. I will cry hard. Because he is the best hope this nation has had of breaking away from a puritanical and backward past and getting its head into clearer air. He. Must. Not. Lose.

I will cry, and I will move to Canada.

wilwheaton: laughterkey: danielleosaurus-rex: Cards Against...

Wed, 30 May 2012 19:35:50 -0400

wilwheaton:

laughterkey:

danielleosaurus-rex:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.

And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

#omg it’s like angsty apples to apples

That’s what I was going to say! And I want this.

lemonlove: stillruthless: lemonlove: franticdreams: *whimpers...

Wed, 30 May 2012 19:29:58 -0400

lemonlove:

stillruthless:

lemonlove:

franticdreams:

*whimpers* My thoughts exactly…

damnithasook: hannasedai: makorralicious: emilianadarling: ta...

Wed, 30 May 2012 14:01:53 -0400

damnithasook:

hannasedai:

makorralicious:

emilianadarling:

tayloki:

hannahyesss:

This connection has probably already been made by everybody and their dog, but whatever…

obviously Loki needs to go on a quest for his honour or something

OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BEST THING.

THE. BEST. THING.

Zuko and Loki would have an angst party.

Zuko will take Loki on a life-changing field trip.

Zuko will take Loki on a life-changing field trip.

Zuko will take Loki on a life-changing field trip.

Zuko will take Loki on a life-changing field trip.

FIELD TRIP!

iamjustcara: This made me giggle endlessly. DAFUQ? Watch over...

Wed, 30 May 2012 13:11:14 -0400

iamjustcara:

This made me giggle endlessly.

DAFUQ?

Watch over and over and over again for maximum results.

Handy for writing.

Wed, 30 May 2012 12:14:44 -0400

Handy for writing.

freakin-rican: hearts-not-parts: helivesunderawaterfall: mothe...

Wed, 30 May 2012 11:42:01 -0400

freakin-rican:

hearts-not-parts:

helivesunderawaterfall:

motherfuckin-snozzberries:

look at this precious thing

fucking look at it

and then you look to the apparent dead body in the back

When good bunnies go bad.

reblogging for commentary.

i see only one bunny is getting the hell out of dodge. the other one is clearly examining his kill.

isay: maxistentialist: The Mitt Romney iPhone app misspells...

Wed, 30 May 2012 09:26:08 -0400

isay:

maxistentialist:

The Mitt Romney iPhone app misspells the word “America.”

(via Siracusa)

P.S. It’s in 320×480. I wonder if was developed overseas.

The world has been crying out for a better Amercia for years.

(via Search and ResQte — Cute Overload) This marine rescued this...

Tue, 29 May 2012 10:44:53 -0400

(via Search and ResQte — Cute Overload)

This marine rescued this kitten (and sibling) in Afghanistan and shipped it back to the US. I can not resist men (especially in uniform) who love animals. Panties, dropped.

spenceroar: This makes me think I have definately failed as a...

Mon, 28 May 2012 12:32:36 -0400

spenceroar:

This makes me think I have definately failed as a parent. How amazing is this!?!?

That is so adorable.

sekra: shhh, steve. let them bond. So cute. Too hard to...

Mon, 28 May 2012 11:46:02 -0400

sekra:

shhh, steve. let them bond.

So cute. Too hard to resist fangirling.

ireallylikegaryoldman: You know what this adultery needs?...

Mon, 28 May 2012 10:03:33 -0400

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

Further proof that sandwiches are appropriate for every occasion.

"I maintain that every civil rights bill in this country was passed for white people, not for black..."

Mon, 28 May 2012 09:54:04 -0400

“I maintain that every civil rights bill in this country was passed for white people, not for black people. For example, I am black. I know that. I also know that while I am black I am a human being. Therefore I have the right to go into any public place. White people don’t know that. Every time I tried to go into a public place they stopped me. So some boys had to write a bill to tell that white man, “He’s a human being; don’t stop him.” That bill was for the white man, not for me. I knew I could vote all the time and that it wasn’t a privilege but my right. Every time I tried I was shot, killed or jailed, beaten or economically deprived. So somebody had to write a bill to tell white people, “When a black man comes to vote, don’t bother him.” That bill was for white people.”

- Stokely Carmichael (via iwasabearonce)

Lacey.

Sat, 26 May 2012 17:03:00 -0400

Lacey.

I went to the farmer’s market this morning, and my friend...

Sat, 26 May 2012 16:34:50 -0400

I went to the farmer’s market this morning, and my friend and I ate a whole quart of organic strawberries in about an hour (this is all that’s left). I had honestly forgotten how amazing strawberries could taste. I hate to complain about commercially grown strawberries (because I’ll probably go back to eating them when I can’t get these anymore), but they’re like eating a picture of a strawberry compared to these little guys. No comparison. Eat fresh. Eat organic (fruit, particularly). That’s my soapbox for the day.

fckyeahbachelorettefrog: So very distracting All the time.

Thu, 24 May 2012 11:42:24 -0400

fckyeahbachelorettefrog:

So very distracting

All the time.

(via Erdem Resort 2013 Collection | Tom & Lorenzo) I love...

Wed, 23 May 2012 18:13:22 -0400

(via Erdem Resort 2013 Collection | Tom & Lorenzo)

I love this whole collection. Erdem describes it as “Valley of the Dolls” meets Upper East Side meets Amish. I never realized that was my niche.

Photo

Wed, 23 May 2012 15:37:12 -0400

clairesalcedo: Once upon a time, there came a day, a day...

Wed, 23 May 2012 15:20:45 -0400

clairesalcedo:

Once upon a time, there came a day, a day unlike any other… when Earth’s mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat… to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand… on that day, The Avengers were born.

My favorites are the bottom four.

I’m embarrassed to admit I don’t know who Thor is supposed to be, but I LOVE Loki/Scar. The whole right column is brilliant.